Q: How Can I Look Like a Big Doofus at My Next Party
From the Perpetual Kid website, from whence you may purchase the Finger Food Party Plate:
Fortunately, we’ve got the answer… these charming little plates with rings that fit right on your finger. Now you can balance your glass and your hors d’ouevres, and look positively in control the whole time. Genius!
I think, technically, they were answering a different question than I was asking, but it still worked out pretty well, don’t you think?
March 29th, 2010 at 4:41 PM
I use the patented ChinTray™ that simply and elegantly velcros ™ a small shelf to my beard right below my mouth. Keeps party snacks handy and catches crumbs, too. Now in decorator colors.
March 29th, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Then there’s this.