CNN blogger Donna Huntley, who is not a drinker, decides to learn about wine. She goes to Olive Garden where she tries Cavit Pinot Noir. She then writes one of the most accurate tasting notes ever:
This was the most disgusting, nasty stuff I have put in my mouth ever – no kidding. It tasted like rubbing alcohol turned bad. There was a burning sensation in my mouth and nostrils. In fact, if you lit a match in my face, I would have blown the entire bar section into a raging inferno. I bet you could doctor wounds with this stuff, and the bitter aftertaste did not help.
Her commentors suggest maybe she should try someplace besides Olive Garden.