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Cornering the MILF Market

Opici Wines, which recently introduced wine based on the TV series Real Housewives of New York, goes all-in on wines aimed at lonely suburban women, announcing its intention to market chocolate wine.

“We tried several different chocolate formulas using a red wine base, and didn’t find an appealing flavor profile. It wasn’t until we combined the chocolate with a white wine base that the delicious aromas and flavors jumped out of the glass,” Opici added.

My best guess at what they’re going to do next: wine in a distinctive, battery-powered bottle.


2 Comments

  • Steve McIntosh

    I have nothing to contribute here except for my admiration. Kudos on managing to shoe-horn both “MILF” and “battery-powered” into a single post, ostensibly about wine.

    Nicely done.

  • Tom Johnson

    Yeah, I’m getting some interesting Google traffic out of this. The word “chocolate” doesn’t hurt, either.