Monroe, Louisiana, Is Apparently Where Headline Writers Go To Die
From the News-Star of Monroe, Louisiana, a last-gasp headline:
Sauvignon Blanc Has an Array of Characteristics
I’m riveted. Tell me more.
From the News-Star of Monroe, Louisiana, a last-gasp headline:
Sauvignon Blanc Has an Array of Characteristics
I’m riveted. Tell me more.
June 8th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Shocking, sigh…
June 8th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Now let’s be fair. The last time I checked, much of north Louisiana was dry. So that may truly be an odd wine for them.
June 8th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
I was thinking about listing characteristics of Sauvignon Blanc. Like: it’s liquid at room temperature. But the idea ran out of funny about one attribute in, so I just went with the headline.
June 9th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
Oh, I thought they meant array as in mathematics, so I figured SB had taken up programming, which let’s admit would be interesting because I’m not sure that the French or New Zealanders have any computer programers left.
June 9th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
I’m mostly embarrassed that Patrick is a wine retailer. http://tonoreswine.com/