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Ten Reasons Why Wine Bloggers Go Inexplicably Silent For Three Months

  1. Conducting test to see how long it would be before Samantha notices I’m gone.
  2. Lost link to Steve Heimoff’s blog, can’t find anything else that silly to make fun of
  3. Burned out from abortive attempt to write weekly news column for iPad wine magazine
  4. Caught up in Trump-esque dealmaking frenzy that resulted in formation of Maryland corporation to market urinary biomarker
  5. Time spent thinking about urinary biomarkers makes drinking anything unappetizing
  6. Swallowed cork whole, passage took unexpectedly long, and am now rethinking opinion of screw caps
  7. Onset of Winter causes number of hours slept each day to rise from seven to 21.
  8. Newt Gingrich presidential campaign
  9. Inability to think of clever way to reintroduce myself after long hiatus causes reinforcing loop of writers block and self-loathing
  10. Personal issues. It’s always fucking personal issues.

Thanks to all who inquired. I’ll start posting again regularly.

Happy New Year.

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