Top Five Reasons the White House is No Longer Disclosing Wine Lists
The White House recently announced it will not release wine lists for state dinners. Here are the Top 5 reasons why the White House wine list is now a state secret:
- President’s bias toward Illinois wine threatens electoral prospects in neighboring Indiana.
- Plot to distract Republican base from forged birth certificate
- Fred Franzia was a huge campaign contributor, would be pissed to know White House opted for Black Box
- Doesn’t want to cause a run on Kendall-Jackson Vintner’s Reserve Chardonnay before they get the cellar re-filled
- Sprinkler system went off in the White House cellar, all the labels soaked off and it’s pretty much pot luck on the wine
March 15th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
#6) The terrorists won….
March 15th, 2012 at 6:53 PM
Two words- Tedeschi Hawaiian Pineapple Wine
Also, Samantha-
6) The terroirists won
March 16th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
7. Wines have all been sourced from Kurniawan & Co.
March 17th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Crazy republicans think Colt 45 isn’t a “real” wine
March 17th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Wha..? I don’t get it. I even googled “Colt 45 + Harvard Law Graduates” and “Colt 45 + politically moderate, millionaire Senators” and got nothing. Please explain the joke.