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Drunkenness and Nudity In the Air
August 23rd, 2011 by Tom Johnson
A passenger on a British Airways flight from Phoenix to London, upon being denied another glass of wine, shattered his drinking glass, threatened the flight attendants, and offered to stab the pilot, too. I have three questions: What kind of wine was he drinking, and was it properly matched with his beer nuts? How come the violent [...]
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Where Not to Put a Wine Cellar
May 31st, 2011 by Tom Johnson
A New York man, spending a few days at an alcohol rehab facility on Enders Island off Mystic, Connecticut, wandered into the basement and discovered a cache of homemade wine. Hilarity ensued: According to police, (Jordan) Seacor then tried to rob at knife point a man staying on the island before burglarizing a nearby home [...]
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